It turns out, I was not the only one privy to last night’s outburst.  My old roommate Dan informed me today, that he got a similar message around midnight.  Suffice it to say, I am more than a little offended to find out that Gary is leaving other people these messages, AND he even called Dan before he called me.

You fuckin cunt. You cowardly fuckin cunt. You were lead around by the nose…. by Alyssa. Alyssa never paid one dime rent for six fucking months. You fucking cunt. I want my keys back you motherfucking cunt. I have one and it doesn’t really look like the one I gave you. You fucking cunt. ….. you (company name) cunt. You better grow up boy and you better realize that Alyssa is … (sounds like shuffling of papers) … Alyssa (last name) is fucking you without a rubber you stupid fucking cunt. Call me if you dare —- (gives his phone number). You motherfucking stupid 23 year old cunt. This is Gary (last name) and you think you’re going to get your deposit back ….Go fuck yourself … in the ass. Over and out (company name) cunt.

It was good of Gary to give his last name and phone number.  Once again, he seems to be assuming that we have multiple people named “Gary” calling us at midnight to leave angry messages, and needs to specify exactly which “Gary” this is.

Something else I am just now understanding; he has a file on each of us.  This is to be expected from a landlord, but apparently mine has my first and last name, my place of employment, tiny, squirrelly, and bipolar on it.