Dan was nice enough to forward me this email Gary sent him on Saturday

Subject: JUST CONFIRMING….

DF:

U STATED THAT “U DO NOT WANT 2 GET INVOLVED”…..well, just pay your rent, CONT….. DF = DUMB FOCKIN’ CONT…..

actually it is about time that alyssa paid me something….just a thought….COWARD, possy-whipped wimp that u r……..

DF, don’t forget to include alyssa’s share of the utilities in the check…..

see our Rental Agreement attached……

Gary

A lot of people are having difficulty understanding Gary in this email.  In what I have come to appreciate as a daring revolution in modern writing style, Gary uses o’s intead of u’s, and when possible, uses high school girl AIM lingo.