Gary,

You requested that I be evicted on July 3rd, 2009.  I have yet to receive from you the $500 security deposit that I paid along with my first month’s rent.  I will be back tomorrow, July 5th, in order to collect the last of my belongings and would appreciate it if you had the deposit then.  If I have not received it by July 18, 2009 or have not heard from you regarding this by July 11th, I will be filing a claim in order to collect.  I would prefer, as I am sure you would to, that it not have to come to that.  For that reason, if you do not currently have the funds to make such a payment in full, let me know and we can try to work something out.  I have provided an address that you can send a check to along with an email address and phone number so you can get ahold of me.

Gabriel Dunn

Gary was kind enough to respond to this email later that night at around midnight:

NOT MY PROBLEM, YOU FOCKIN’ COWARD CUNT!!!!!