This story was told to me by a couple living in the room next door to me; Dan and Alyssa.  Dan is in his room when he gets a call from Gary.  Gary asks Dan if he can talk to him outside.  Dan reluctantly agrees.  Once outside, Gary tells Dan, “Here’s the deal.  Your girlfriend has been spying on me for James.”

I absolutely love that Gary thought Dan’s response to this was going to be, “Oh my God.  You think so?  It all makes so much sense! I’ll keep an eye out for you Gary, thanks for letting me know.”

Instead, Dan said he was being ridiculous, to which Gary freaked out and started screaming at him.  Dan and Alyssa went looking for new apartments the next day.